Tuesday Newsday – The Weirdest Spa Treatments You’ve Ever Not Had

June 8th, 2010

Just when I think I’m on top of the latest and greatest in spa treatments, someone introduces the insane and inane. “Facials” for your boobs. Nightingale poop. Bedazzled bikini lines? Seriously? I’m not even going to get into using sperm to get rid of wrinkles. I’ll keep my crow’s feet, thanks, before I head down that road. I’ll just put nice tiny slingbacks on them and call it a day.

I bring you the absurd in the name of beauty. Go ahead. Laugh. Cry. Point fingers and giggle. However you choose to acknowledge these bewildering treatments, just know one thing…you’ll contemplate doing at least one or two. You just won’t admit it.

Next time you want to pamper yourself, dare to try one of these new fun, fabulous (and downright outrageous) spa treatments. Featuring everything from sapphire oil to Swarovski studs to bird poo (no, that’s not a typo), these over-the-top services will trump shiatsu any day. So kick back, relax and indulge … no waffle robe required. Read more…

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done for beauty? Leave me a comment and I’ll promise not to laugh (at least not in front of you).

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